Measles or Mumps?

I went to the DC environmental network mayoral candidate forum last week, and the only word to describe it was "disappointing."

Of the five major Democratic Party candidates, only one - Michael Brown - showed up; and he was an hour late. The other two candidates to show up were DC Statehood/Green Party candidate Chris Otten and Republican Dennis Moore who isn't considered serious enough by the Post to put him on their mayor's race page. And Otten, I've heard, isn't even the Green Party front runner. Brown it seems is also destined to be an "also ran." So a poor sampling of candidates.

Right off the bat, Linda Cropp and Adrian Fenty get "F"s in my book. Both had committed to coming. Neither showed up. If you can't keep promises while in a campaign, there's nothing to make me think you'll do so afterward.

In general, the candidates who did show up seemed like 8th graders giving reports on books they only read the back cover of. The environmental network produced a book of 140 recommendations to protect DC's environment. Clearly, none of them took the time to look it over. They didn't mention the items they agreed with. They didn't state the recommendations they thought were flawed and why. They didn't even really address the concerns stated in the questions they were asked to answer.

Instead they talked about switching all of DC's buses to "Veggie Buses" (Chris Otten), planting invasion species on the "sea floor" of the Anacostia to clean up the river (Michael Brown) and other such ill-thought-out ideas.

When the question of what each candidate would do to promote cycling in the district came up their responses were not good.

Otten: Police officers need to give cyclists more respect and the default in a car/bike accident should be that the car is at fault. We need more bike paths. The Mayor needs to listen to ideas from the public. We should close the Rock Creek Parkway to automobile traffic and make it bikes only. (My grade D)

Moore: We need bike paths throughout the city. We need more parking facilities. Cycling is a health related issue and we need more education  (My grade C-).

Brown: Police need to enforce traffic laws as they apply to bike messengers. We need to create an environment of cycling acceptance - we need bike racks at work places and people on Metro shouldn't roll their eyes at passengers with bikes. He then reemphasized that couriers need to be made to obey the law. Then he talked about how he told his sons it was OK to bike in Rock Creek Park, but when they left the park they need to walk their bikes.  (My grade D-, and that's really only for showing up).

I give Marie Johns and Vincent Orange incompletes, but at least Johns showed up to Bike to Work Day.

One last unfortunate point, is that the crowd was overwhelmingly white. In a city as diverse as DC that's indicative of a failure somewhere.

As I was leaving someone said, "The most positive thing is that none of these candidates has a snowball's chance in hell of winning." Sad, but true.